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God Warrior

The nickname of a terribly obese fucked up unit named Margaret who appeared on the show Trading Spouses. A self-proclaimed devout Christian who got freaked out by the family she visited on the show, who were in her words "Dark sided" --but as she pronounces it "Dork Sided". She thought a dishwasher was posessed because it operated loudly, and imagined smells and tried to throw up for attention. Upon returning back to her own family after the spouse swap, she unleashed all her fury in a memorable and extremely loud rant in which she made a huge ass of herself--bigger than the ass she already has. After telling the camera crew to "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN JESUS' NAME I PRAY" and tearing up an envelope and claiming to not accept the money the show awards, she recanted and hopefully got that gastric bypass she needed to avoid that yokosuna-like arse and T-Rex arms.
I felt sorry for God Warrior's husband and children, they all seem nice but are victims of God Warrior's dementia as she belted out her lines "GARGOYLES, PSYCHICS, GARGOYLES, PSYCHICS, EVERYTHING UNGODLY", and "SHE'S NOT A CHRIS-TIAN!" I rebuke God Warrior's stupidity in the name of the Lord.
God Warrior by cero2611 December 10, 2008
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godwarrior

a bible thunpin crazy bitch from the south.
"darksided! I'm a GODWARRIOR!!!!!!!"
godwarrior by the trickbiatch November 25, 2005

goodwarrior 

A native American name passed down from generation to generation, it means he was a good warrior who lived for his people.
His name is GoodWarrior.
goodwarrior by Ritchie Deer January 28, 2017
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026