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God Warrior

The nickname of a terribly obese fucked up unit named Margaret who appeared on the show Trading Spouses. A self-proclaimed devout Christian who got freaked out by the family she visited on the show, who were in her words "Dark sided" --but as she pronounces it "Dork Sided". She thought a dishwasher was posessed because it operated loudly, and imagined smells and tried to throw up for attention. Upon returning back to her own family after the spouse swap, she unleashed all her fury in a memorable and extremely loud rant in which she made a huge ass of herself--bigger than the ass she already has. After telling the camera crew to "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN JESUS' NAME I PRAY" and tearing up an envelope and claiming to not accept the money the show awards, she recanted and hopefully got that gastric bypass she needed to avoid that yokosuna-like arse and T-Rex arms.
I felt sorry for God Warrior's husband and children, they all seem nice but are victims of God Warrior's dementia as she belted out her lines "GARGOYLES, PSYCHICS, GARGOYLES, PSYCHICS, EVERYTHING UNGODLY", and "SHE'S NOT A CHRIS-TIAN!" I rebuke God Warrior's stupidity in the name of the Lord.
God Warrior by cero2611 December 10, 2008
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"darksided! I'm a GODWARRIOR!!!!!!!"
godwarrior by the trickbiatch November 25, 2005

goodwarrior 

A native American name passed down from generation to generation, it means he was a good warrior who lived for his people.
His name is GoodWarrior.
goodwarrior by Ritchie Deer January 28, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008