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GIGANTOR WHALE

a female of terrifying physical proportions, also commonly referred to as a HUUUUUUUUGE BITCH
requirements for a female to join the level of GIGANTOR WHALE include exceeding the height of 6'5 and exceeding the weight of 310 pounds

World-renowned uglybitchologist woo has been puzzled by the enigma that is the GIGANTOR WHALE for years now. He still does not comprehend their origin despite performing thousands of illegitimate, immoral experiments on them without consent. woo describes GIGANTOR WHALES as "indescribably huge." He warns the ignorant and loud-mouthed crowd that "the term should not be used lightly or casually even when messing around, becuase calling anyone who is technically not one would result in them killing themsleves immediately. It is a VERY VERY VERY rare term, only a handful of these beastbitches have been spotted in the last decade!"
what more can you say?
Bruce Lee: Would you fuck a GIGANTOR WHALE for 10 million bucks?
Jose Contreras: Fuck no! that bitch would crush me to death so I wouldn't be able to claim the money.
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004