Joe Gies 

Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.

10 year highschool reunion "Hey Joe Gies, did you shave your head."
Answer "No you asshole."

Joe Gies by El-TIGRE March 29, 2009

nu'gies 

Vaginal hemorrhoids. They tend to become large bulbous knobs on the Labia and cause a burning sensations, like that of Rectal Hemorrhoids.

Oh, my goodness Kevin, my nu'gies are burnin'. Do you have any cream?

nu'gies by heather home October 9, 2006

Giesecked 

To be lectured in a patronizing way without having any solid reference

I was Giesecked by a guy. He tells me I am wrong but he doesn´t show my any evidence

Giesecked by Latza May 27, 2020

Giessel 

A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.

Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.

Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019

giessner 

It is a type of bowel movement that is usually caused by over consuming alcohol. It has the consistency of water and smells like hell. It is also refered to as peeing out your butt.

Man #1 "Bro I was out drinking last night and today all I have been doing is taking a giessner"

Man #2 " well maybe you should drink all the time dipshit"

giessner by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019

Giese 

1. To formally manipulate including forcing information out of ones own conscious using nonverbal signals.

2. Only telling half of the truth without technically "lying" but having a reason to.

Brianne: So you are telling me "nothing" happened last night?
Niko: Fine! We just made out okay? You don't have to giese me.

Giese by The Prodigy Tryth December 18, 2013

Giesler, Karl 

(n.),(adj.)
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David

Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God

Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC

(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.

(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!

Giesler, Karl by Jesus "Tapdancing" Christ April 28, 2005