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gay old time 

1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.

2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.

3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.
1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.

2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.
gay old time by Rory December 18, 2004

gay old time 

A phrase that I'd badly like to use without being accused of being a homophobe.
Person #1: We'll have a gay old time!
Person #2: HOMOPHOBE!

gay old time 

see lemonparty. When gay old men have a gay old time.
My grandpa had a gay old time with other grandpas in my bed, daddy!
gay old time by Smoky McBongwater September 13, 2008
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026