G-Snort, /Je snôrt/, Noun.
G-snort, short for "Grandma Snort" is a new primeval practice adopted from several Central African nations and now taking place in city streets across North America and Southeast Asia. The act itself involves consuming a roughly 40/60% or 50/50% mixture of the laboratory quality anesthetic, Benzoylmethylecgonine (See: Cocaine), and the cremated remains of relatives, friends, or enemies.
During the Psudochristian holiday of Bakkuukuai that is often celebrated along the Congo river, some tribes participate in a form of willing human sacrifice to create this mixture and appease their certainly heathenish and scum ridden gods. Bakkuukuai takes place after the sacrifice is tied to a lone tree in a clearing and doused in Kerosene whilst screaming to White Jesus to please stay far from his home and that perhaps his petty sacrifice will satiate his insatiable Caucasian hunger. When the corpse is completely immolated, the tribe partakes in the Snuff. The tribes themselves having many various names for this toxic and pagan delight.
G-snort, short for "Grandma Snort" is a new primeval practice adopted from several Central African nations and now taking place in city streets across North America and Southeast Asia. The act itself involves consuming a roughly 40/60% or 50/50% mixture of the laboratory quality anesthetic, Benzoylmethylecgonine (See: Cocaine), and the cremated remains of relatives, friends, or enemies.
During the Psudochristian holiday of Bakkuukuai that is often celebrated along the Congo river, some tribes participate in a form of willing human sacrifice to create this mixture and appease their certainly heathenish and scum ridden gods. Bakkuukuai takes place after the sacrifice is tied to a lone tree in a clearing and doused in Kerosene whilst screaming to White Jesus to please stay far from his home and that perhaps his petty sacrifice will satiate his insatiable Caucasian hunger. When the corpse is completely immolated, the tribe partakes in the Snuff. The tribes themselves having many various names for this toxic and pagan delight.
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