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A ridiculous or old game that someone wants you or a group of people to participate in. It could be a physical (such as a card or board game) or a verbal game.

(Noun) My family kept wanting me to play a gloke all afternoon.

(Verb) My best friend kept gloking me around with this card game she played as a kid.
My friend went to this boring party, all they did was play glokes all day.
Gloke by PlasticDuck December 4, 2009
Related Words
G loke Glokenapoopen gloker G g unit g spot G.N.S G A G's g man

Glokenapoopen 

When you take a shit and destroy the toilet before you flush the shit down
"what happened to Mike?"
"He was on the toilet and did a glokenapoopen."
someone who glokes (hanging upside down naked by there ballsack)
Yo collingliz is such a gloker
gloker by Doogan May 2, 2024
A girl who is spiritually a bloke but a female version
“Her? Yeah Bro she’s more of a gloke than anything
Gloke by Cioara April 5, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026