Fuxkong

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The most Glorious name in the galaxy. The final word in mediocrity (for which there is no first place). The name of all names, the lowliest honor bestowable. The taster's choice - refined lassitude, perfected regret. Endorsed unwillingly by Old Isiah, Hans Xanax, and Stern Matron. The list of platitudes continues, blazing on into the softly falling haze of Chocolate Reign.

For those named Fuxkong, we sincerely recognize your misfortune and glory. Twixt the two, the deep thrombosis of regret and pugmeat doth flow.

"Damn son, that Bunning's BBQ meat was PEAK Fuxkong! Glory!"

Fuxkong by Dagron The Glorious November 24, 2021

Words you can keep

Fuckong

New gorilla breed
or
You can't properly spell word 'fucking' at 3:15 AM

I WILL FUCKONG KILL YOU

Fuckong by coperko May 10, 2017

Related Words

Fuxkong • Fuckong • fukong • fuxking • FUXKING ADORABLE

fuxking

Mostly texted as a misspelling of the word fucking, fuxking can be also used to describe someone who is crowned as a person who is good in bed. "King of the fucks."

Person A: So how was last night.
Person B. I think she enjoyed it. Kept saying I was the best she ever had.
Person A: Oh, you were her fuxking?

fuxking by um...ok August 26, 2017

fukong

Craig did something fucked up and majorly wrong and in the true way of the chosen one we had to make a new word as these didnt so how fucked up and majorly wrong it was so here born was Fukong! you fukong craig why did you do it man

craig is fukong
yo mamma is fukong!

fukong by Alec Green July 14, 2004

FUXKING ADORABLE

Lori .

Per1: "dude shes like lori"

Per2: "what?"

Per1"shes fuxking adorable "

FUXKING ADORABLE by Kade1092 November 28, 2019

Fuckong

The utimimite fuck by King Kong. The big kahuna of fuckong

U got be a fuckong good rapper r to get away with the N word in a song....tat make u the Fukong King of Rap ..

Fuckong by POKA HONDA PUSSY MAN April 14, 2020

Fuckong

A combination of fucking and mong.

You're a fuckong

Fuckong by Known150 December 23, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026