Fuxkong

The most Glorious name in the galaxy. The final word in mediocrity (for which there is no first place). The name of all names, the lowliest honor bestowable. The taster's choice - refined lassitude, perfected regret. Endorsed unwillingly by Old Isiah, Hans Xanax, and Stern Matron. The list of platitudes continues, blazing on into the softly falling haze of Chocolate Reign.

For those named Fuxkong, we sincerely recognize your misfortune and glory. Twixt the two, the deep thrombosis of regret and pugmeat doth flow.
"Damn son, that Bunning's BBQ meat was PEAK Fuxkong! Glory!"
by Dagron The Glorious November 24, 2021
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