1. Lord of Ugly Fucks; See:
puberty2. The pinnacle of complete, unsurpassed hideousness; often confused as leprosy in it's early stages, fuglordness is the result of an excessive ingestion of ramen
noodles during pregnancy which causes a
child to be born with several facial buttholes.
3. Lives on a diet of farts.
4. Generally involving deformation of the head or face; a fuglord
will have distinct markings or as they prefer, "beauty marks," that resemble the gooey center of a ham and cheese hot-pocket left to spoil on the streets of Philadelphia during a hot rain
storm.
5. A sexually deviant homeless man living on a diet of pigeons, fingernails, and rat whiskers which he absorbs through an abrasion on his
grundle.
6. An inborn condition, rare to develop in adulthood--as only direct facial contact with a moving airplane could impose such grotesque and sickening characteristics on average person. Since these ghastly features can be seen in an ultrasound, carrying to term is regarded as a tremendous mistake and punishment for such actions are being considered.
