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Furloaded 

The practice of U.S. Government non-essential employees and contractors spending their furlough days getting drunk
I'm a non-essential employee of the Department of Agriculture and since I'm not allowed to go to work today, I'm going to get a case of beer and get furloaded.
Furloaded by Firebrand deluxe October 4, 2013
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1. Lord of Ugly Fucks; See: puberty

2. The pinnacle of complete, unsurpassed hideousness; often confused as leprosy in it's early stages, fuglordness is the result of an excessive ingestion of ramen noodles during pregnancy which causes a child to be born with several facial buttholes.

3. Lives on a diet of farts.

4. Generally involving deformation of the head or face; a fuglord will have distinct markings or as they prefer, "beauty marks," that resemble the gooey center of a ham and cheese hot-pocket left to spoil on the streets of Philadelphia during a hot rain storm.

5. A sexually deviant homeless man living on a diet of pigeons, fingernails, and rat whiskers which he absorbs through an abrasion on his grundle.

6. An inborn condition, rare to develop in adulthood--as only direct facial contact with a moving airplane could impose such grotesque and sickening characteristics on average person. Since these ghastly features can be seen in an ultrasound, carrying to term is regarded as a tremendous mistake and punishment for such actions are being considered.
That fuglord looked at me and I got diarrhea.
Fuglord by Ass Hair M.D. November 22, 2010
A Discord server that is surprisingly filled with/moderated by Furries.

The community of a Furcord is largely affiliated with LGBTQ+/Cultural Activism (Mainly the Furry community), despite the server being about something completely different (I.E. A Survival Minecraft Server)
Furcords generally tend to be self-loathing and are the subject of making it all about themselves.
"Every server I've been in have been Furcord(s). It's really strange don't you think?"

"This is such a furcord, I'm leaving!"

"I got banned in that server! They couldn't stand that I was anti-furry! I don't know why I got banned, I suspect it was a furcord."
Furcord by Insurrect3023 January 25, 2026
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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