Instead of being punished, in a (sorta) dom and sub relationship, you get funished (or a funishment). Where it isn't hurtful or painful, just a fun and kinky way to punish your partner for (agreed upon) stupid bad things.
I teasingly kiss my partners neck in public. They get embarrassed, so they make sure to funish me to make me embarrassed. To do that, They whisper kinky things in my ear making me go silent and red. We then laugh about how they funished me later.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!