Funneled
When three or more people are walking down a tight hallway where one person is forced to step back from the others and out of the conversation
Funneled by Daytimefadesup February 1, 2010
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cock funneler
Cock fun·nel·er ('kak fe-nel-ler')noun - Similar to a cock blocker. One who habitually tries to disrupt relations between other indidivduals in order to further their own game with one of those involved. Generally refers to females but this is not a requirement.
-Molly was really being a cock blocker last night, she fucked my game up with four girls!
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...
cock funneler by Nasty-Nate March 16, 2008
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