funnel cakes 

a male who demonstrates homosexual tendencies, but who is in reality heterosexual

He looks like a funnel cake in those asspants.

funnel cakes by Donald Kelipse Johnson May 6, 2005

Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.

All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."

Chocolate Funnel Cakes by tastercakes July 3, 2011

funnel cake sundae 

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

funnel cake sundae by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006

Funnel Cake 

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

Funnel Cake by Leiko October 6, 2004

santa fe funnel cake 

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

santa fe funnel cake by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013

burnt funnel cake 

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

burnt funnel cake by capt long schlong January 26, 2010

funnel cake sundae 

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

funnel cake sundae by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 17, 2008