Funky Roll 

The act of a man walking behind a woman and "accidentally"/(but really) on purpose brushing his penis up against her butt. He will then act as if he is sorry and embarassed with apologies to the girl.

A girl is standing at a crowded bar waiting to get the bartenders attention, a man comes up from behind funky roll's her and then acts as if somebody bumped him into her.

Funky Roll by AFTuck October 18, 2011

The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

The Funny Roll by dannyjerks December 14, 2020