Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021
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funky nut blast

Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu
1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast

2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast
by therealfunkynutblast August 08, 2018
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