Funky Cold Medina is generally anything you take to help you let loose.
Medina was a common surname for black families in Spain. The name came to be associated with being truthful, and "Medina" would be spoken to say "that's the truth". Rapper Flavor Flav would use Cold Medina as an affirmation. The Beastie Boys were on the same record label as Flav at the time. They liked the new '80s cocktail, the Fuzzy Navel, but hated the name, so they nicknamed it the Cold Medina because they liked the sound of it. That caught on and Cold Medina became a popular nickname for the drink. Whereas it was popular to order a stronger version of the Fuzzy Navel and refer to it as a Hairy Navel, those who called the drink a Cold Medina called the stronger version a Funky Cold Medina. The names would often also be used to describe any drink you'd buy someone at a bar, hoping it would reduce their inhibitions. After Flavor Flav suggested Tone Loc use it in a song, fellow rapper Young MC wrote it for him, Loc found himself with a hit, and the name became more widely popular. Since then, it has been attributed to several other cocktails and also a marijuana strain.
Medina was a common surname for black families in Spain. The name came to be associated with being truthful, and "Medina" would be spoken to say "that's the truth". Rapper Flavor Flav would use Cold Medina as an affirmation. The Beastie Boys were on the same record label as Flav at the time. They liked the new '80s cocktail, the Fuzzy Navel, but hated the name, so they nicknamed it the Cold Medina because they liked the sound of it. That caught on and Cold Medina became a popular nickname for the drink. Whereas it was popular to order a stronger version of the Fuzzy Navel and refer to it as a Hairy Navel, those who called the drink a Cold Medina called the stronger version a Funky Cold Medina. The names would often also be used to describe any drink you'd buy someone at a bar, hoping it would reduce their inhibitions. After Flavor Flav suggested Tone Loc use it in a song, fellow rapper Young MC wrote it for him, Loc found himself with a hit, and the name became more widely popular. Since then, it has been attributed to several other cocktails and also a marijuana strain.
I set them up on a double date with us. At first, they were pretty quiet and awkward with one another, but a little funky cold medina and they got along great.
by Mascmo September 25, 2020
A common Indica, Sativa hybrid strain of marijuana. Notoriously referenced by 90's rapper Tone Loc in his song named as such.
by HildaHernandez June 05, 2020
A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use
Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina
by LaughingMann January 12, 2012
The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
by bifficus April 18, 2007
The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."
by Popped Culture April 07, 2017
by yeetus the feetus August 28, 2018
The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's.
In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.
"Funky Cold Medina" was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers.
In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.
"Funky Cold Medina" was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers.
... and a funky cold medina for the lady.
by krapnek February 09, 2004