Funk Swallower Share definition Flag The Legend of a four eyed male that has been sighted in and around Southern New Jersey preying on limbless men!! We were at the Wawa in Glassboro when the Funk Swallower emerged groping the man with no legs!! Funk Swallower by Hermanator X March 6, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Funk Swallower mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch