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Funk Ninja 

See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.
*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"
Funk Ninja by Cappy February 13, 2003
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Funk Ninja 

Funk Ninja's also have an inhuman tolerance for alcohol.
14 beers, no phase.
Funk Ninja by Funky February 13, 2003

fuckninja 

a random insult meaning the elite most top form of fucktard.
"My brother is a fucktard because he dove into a 4 foot pool. My cousin is a fuckninja because he followed him."
fuckninja by LandsharkIC August 8, 2009