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Fundamentalist Scientism

A synonym for Hard‑Narrow Scientism, emphasizing its quasi‑religious character: an unshakable faith in science as the sole source of truth, combined with hostility toward outsiders, a canon of approved texts, and a moral condemnation of skeptics. It treats the scientific method as a sacred text and its practitioners as high priests. Fundamentalist scientism is scientism as a belief system, complete with heresies and excommunications.
Fundamentalist Scientism Example: “He couldn’t conceive that a scientist might be wrong about values; for him, ‘science said so’ was the end of all discussion. Fundamentalist scientism: method turned into dogma.”

Fundamentalist Positivism

A dogmatic version of positivism that treats the verification principle as infallible doctrine, ignores its own refutation, and dismisses all non‑empirical discourse as meaningless. It is fundamentalist in its refusal to revise its core tenets despite decades of philosophical critique. Adherents often repeat 19th‑century slogans as if they were timeless truths.

Example: “He declared metaphysics ‘dead’ and refused to read any philosophy after 1920. Fundamentalist positivism: a mausoleum of ideas that never updates its exhibits.”

Fundamentalist Neopositivism

The contemporary revival of logical positivism as a fundamentalist creed, often found in online atheist and rationalist communities. It insists that the Vienna Circle settled all philosophical questions, that verificationism is the only game in town, and that anyone who disagrees is simply confused. It is neopositivism without the self‑criticism, frozen in a 1930s time capsule.

Example: “He cited Ayer as if he were scripture and called Carnap ‘the greatest philosopher of all time.’ Fundamentalist neopositivism: a museum of ideas curated by the faithful.”
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Scientific Fundamentalism

A rigid, literalist interpretation of scientific materialism that treats it as a complete and final account of reality, leaving no room for mystery, ambiguity, or alternative frameworks. Like religious fundamentalism, scientific fundamentalism relies on a closed canon (peer-reviewed literature), a priesthood (establishment scientists), and a set of unquestionable dogmas (reductionism, physicalism, the unity of method). It rejects philosophy, spirituality, and even theoretical physics that strays too far from empirical observation. Scientific fundamentalism is not science—it is the fear of uncertainty dressed up as rigor.
Example: "He insisted that consciousness must be reducible to neurons because 'that's what science says'—scientific fundamentalism, mistaking a metaphysical assumption for a proven fact."

Scientific Dogmatism

The tendency to treat current scientific theories and consensus as final truths that cannot be revised, rather than as provisional models open to falsification. Scientific dogmatism shuts down inquiry by declaring certain questions "settled" or "unscientific" to ask. It is the opposite of the scientific spirit, which thrives on doubt and curiosity. Dogmatism emerges when scientists or enthusiasts become emotionally attached to a paradigm, forgetting that yesterday's certainties are today's history. It is the arrogance of certainty in a universe that rewards humility.

Example: "He dismissed her research as 'already disproven' without reading it—scientific dogmatism, using the authority of consensus to avoid genuine engagement."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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