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Fundamentalist Scientism

A synonym for Hard‑Narrow Scientism, emphasizing its quasi‑religious character: an unshakable faith in science as the sole source of truth, combined with hostility toward outsiders, a canon of approved texts, and a moral condemnation of skeptics. It treats the scientific method as a sacred text and its practitioners as high priests. Fundamentalist scientism is scientism as a belief system, complete with heresies and excommunications.
Fundamentalist Scientism Example: “He couldn’t conceive that a scientist might be wrong about values; for him, ‘science said so’ was the end of all discussion. Fundamentalist scientism: method turned into dogma.”

Fundamentalist Positivism

A dogmatic version of positivism that treats the verification principle as infallible doctrine, ignores its own refutation, and dismisses all non‑empirical discourse as meaningless. It is fundamentalist in its refusal to revise its core tenets despite decades of philosophical critique. Adherents often repeat 19th‑century slogans as if they were timeless truths.

Example: “He declared metaphysics ‘dead’ and refused to read any philosophy after 1920. Fundamentalist positivism: a mausoleum of ideas that never updates its exhibits.”

Fundamentalist Neopositivism

The contemporary revival of logical positivism as a fundamentalist creed, often found in online atheist and rationalist communities. It insists that the Vienna Circle settled all philosophical questions, that verificationism is the only game in town, and that anyone who disagrees is simply confused. It is neopositivism without the self‑criticism, frozen in a 1930s time capsule.

Example: “He cited Ayer as if he were scripture and called Carnap ‘the greatest philosopher of all time.’ Fundamentalist neopositivism: a museum of ideas curated by the faithful.”
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Scientific Fundamentalism

A rigid, literalist interpretation of scientific materialism that treats it as a complete and final account of reality, leaving no room for mystery, ambiguity, or alternative frameworks. Like religious fundamentalism, scientific fundamentalism relies on a closed canon (peer-reviewed literature), a priesthood (establishment scientists), and a set of unquestionable dogmas (reductionism, physicalism, the unity of method). It rejects philosophy, spirituality, and even theoretical physics that strays too far from empirical observation. Scientific fundamentalism is not science—it is the fear of uncertainty dressed up as rigor.
Example: "He insisted that consciousness must be reducible to neurons because 'that's what science says'—scientific fundamentalism, mistaking a metaphysical assumption for a proven fact."

Scientific Dogmatism

The tendency to treat current scientific theories and consensus as final truths that cannot be revised, rather than as provisional models open to falsification. Scientific dogmatism shuts down inquiry by declaring certain questions "settled" or "unscientific" to ask. It is the opposite of the scientific spirit, which thrives on doubt and curiosity. Dogmatism emerges when scientists or enthusiasts become emotionally attached to a paradigm, forgetting that yesterday's certainties are today's history. It is the arrogance of certainty in a universe that rewards humility.

Example: "He dismissed her research as 'already disproven' without reading it—scientific dogmatism, using the authority of consensus to avoid genuine engagement."
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026