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Fundamentalist Scientism

A synonym for Hard‑Narrow Scientism, emphasizing its quasi‑religious character: an unshakable faith in science as the sole source of truth, combined with hostility toward outsiders, a canon of approved texts, and a moral condemnation of skeptics. It treats the scientific method as a sacred text and its practitioners as high priests. Fundamentalist scientism is scientism as a belief system, complete with heresies and excommunications.
Fundamentalist Scientism Example: “He couldn’t conceive that a scientist might be wrong about values; for him, ‘science said so’ was the end of all discussion. Fundamentalist scientism: method turned into dogma.”

Fundamentalist Positivism

A dogmatic version of positivism that treats the verification principle as infallible doctrine, ignores its own refutation, and dismisses all non‑empirical discourse as meaningless. It is fundamentalist in its refusal to revise its core tenets despite decades of philosophical critique. Adherents often repeat 19th‑century slogans as if they were timeless truths.

Example: “He declared metaphysics ‘dead’ and refused to read any philosophy after 1920. Fundamentalist positivism: a mausoleum of ideas that never updates its exhibits.”

Fundamentalist Neopositivism

The contemporary revival of logical positivism as a fundamentalist creed, often found in online atheist and rationalist communities. It insists that the Vienna Circle settled all philosophical questions, that verificationism is the only game in town, and that anyone who disagrees is simply confused. It is neopositivism without the self‑criticism, frozen in a 1930s time capsule.

Example: “He cited Ayer as if he were scripture and called Carnap ‘the greatest philosopher of all time.’ Fundamentalist neopositivism: a museum of ideas curated by the faithful.”
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Scientific Fundamentalism

A rigid, literalist interpretation of scientific materialism that treats it as a complete and final account of reality, leaving no room for mystery, ambiguity, or alternative frameworks. Like religious fundamentalism, scientific fundamentalism relies on a closed canon (peer-reviewed literature), a priesthood (establishment scientists), and a set of unquestionable dogmas (reductionism, physicalism, the unity of method). It rejects philosophy, spirituality, and even theoretical physics that strays too far from empirical observation. Scientific fundamentalism is not science—it is the fear of uncertainty dressed up as rigor.
Example: "He insisted that consciousness must be reducible to neurons because 'that's what science says'—scientific fundamentalism, mistaking a metaphysical assumption for a proven fact."

Scientific Dogmatism

The tendency to treat current scientific theories and consensus as final truths that cannot be revised, rather than as provisional models open to falsification. Scientific dogmatism shuts down inquiry by declaring certain questions "settled" or "unscientific" to ask. It is the opposite of the scientific spirit, which thrives on doubt and curiosity. Dogmatism emerges when scientists or enthusiasts become emotionally attached to a paradigm, forgetting that yesterday's certainties are today's history. It is the arrogance of certainty in a universe that rewards humility.

Example: "He dismissed her research as 'already disproven' without reading it—scientific dogmatism, using the authority of consensus to avoid genuine engagement."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026