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Funky Kong 

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

funkypigeon100 

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funkypigeon100 by funkypigeon100 February 22, 2017
Fuckyer is denoted by a % (percent sign) followed by a tag on social media sites to denote a complaint about annoying posts.
Friend posts something like: I am doing yet another challenge for charity.
You respond: %StupidChallenge
(read as Fuckyer Stupid Challenge)
Fuckyer by Fat Atheist August 21, 2014

Ur uncy funky 

The most insulting insult in human history, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap are nothing compared to this.
Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
Person1:ur granny tranny
Person2:ur grandpap a trap
Person1: well ur uncy funky
Person2:*dies*
Ur uncy funky by Ttrrippinn March 14, 2018

:FUCKYOU 

Exactly what you think it is: a fuck you emoticon. The computer doesn't have a face for it...yet. Used when you hate something or someone and you can't put it in words.
<person 1> yo dood we goin to get fucked up meng

<person 2> yo sick bro, where?

<person 1> nah you're not invited

<person 2> :FUCKYOU

<person 1> ......how the fuck did you do that face?

Funky Cock Hoe 

A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.
"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac

"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out
Funky Cock Hoe by tharealK July 31, 2013