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When you're absolutely furious about a ridiculous or unnecessary situation.

Expression used when a person is fuming.
Mate don't even start. I have to get up at 5am tomorrow. I'm bare fumed.
Fumed by H. J. Blackley December 27, 2017
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can be present or past tense
adj. high (on marijuana)
I'm so fumed, I just smoked a joint.
fumed by Desdemona Natas November 25, 2006
Related Words
fumed • fume-dog • fume • fuxedo • fuxed • fumid • Fumped • fuked • Fumeposting • fuped
the smell off ass, sweat and used pussy you get a wiff of during sex. Much like bitch wiff. Mainly this happens after a long day of activity or when you hammer the back side of some bar slut.
Dammm I was knocking the botton out of her and she fumed me!
fumed by J.F. February 12, 2003
Adjective: The come-down feeling after a good time, usually produced by a natural high on life.
That rollercoaster was so fun - got me kind of fumed now, man.

Last night was lit but I'm so fumed this morning.
Fumed by KishuDoll November 10, 2021

chum fume 

A trendy fashion accessory for those women who get totally turned off at the last minute (precoital ignition) and require a "Back Door" method from which to withdraw discretely. The modern day "Biochemical Warfare" approach to pounding.
While at the perfume counter in her favorite department store, the young rimpodling could not help but notice the colorful FREE SAMPLE display. "Humble Him' doted the handsome salesman, is our newest product line. Oh my, that's way too expensive, she gasped. Perhaps you would care to try the generic version, "Chum fume" by Circum!
chum fume by Rono December 12, 2008
An expensive suit of clothes that a guy wears to attract women in the hopes of getting fucked!
Chad showed up to Keirsten's house in his fuxedo and she melted into his arms!
Fuxedo by SlopNChop May 24, 2016

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.
My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.
Stinky dick fumes by M Boogie April 17, 2020
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