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Full farce 

A full farce personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of ultraconfidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
Tim pulled another full farce today, humble bragging about his moistress and getting butt hurt by anyone that disagreed with him. He blocked 7 users and claimed he won the internet.
Full farce by Full Force May 27, 2017
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full face pics 

if a bitch sends you full face pics, your in luck SIKE NIGGA she sends that to every other mf if she sends full face pics to you she sending to everyone else don't get ya weak ass hopes up
she sent him full face pics but it was right after she sucked off a nigga
full face pics by zac woods February 20, 2020

Full Face February 

This is a challenge where throughout the month of February the challenger must only send pictures of their full face. They can use filters but they must send at least one filter less picture per day.
“Girl you should be doing full face February so I can see that pretty face more often”
Full Face February by Kendolphin January 5, 2019

Ass made for a face full of pillow 

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
To be squirted in the face with semen from an ejaculating male. See cumfaced
I would like to give you a face full.
face full by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

A face full of southside 

A phrase phrase used by an aggressor to intimidate a victim.
Yo man... you better shut your mouth or your gona get yourself a face full of southside!

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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