Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
by The Zenith October 7, 2008
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Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
by the Zenith September 26, 2008
mugGet the Fudge Tracksmug.

fudge tracks

fecal remains commonly found on the inside of a toilet bowl after a bowel movement.

see skidmarks
damnit man, flush that thing again, you left behind fudge tracks.
by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003
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