Fuckwat

Dave went down on Lucy, the taste of her fuckwat made him vomit
by Act Jacky March 28, 2022
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fuckwater stout

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.
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fuckwater taffy

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
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fuckwater

Vodka, which is a clear liquid like water, that when drank could make them say 'fuck' more readily.
Fuckwater can be packaged in a water bottle so that a peer thinks it's water, just water in them. Every time when he drinks half the bottle of "water" (250 mL), he gets really mad and starts yelling 'fuck' at them. Why are you mad for no fucking reason? You're not drinking alcohol. What you're drinking is water. The guy say yes, I'm drinking water, completely unaware to them that it's actually vodka.
by cosmic user January 18, 2019
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