Definitions by Bikeboy
Jizard
When you are having sex with your partner and you pretend to be a wizard, and then pull out your penis and use it as a magic wand and jizz all over your partner while at the same time yelling 'abracadabra'
Last night I was having a fantastic bang session and I decided that she need to be given the Jizard!
fucktated
1. An adjective meaning something that is both fucked up and twisted.
2. An idea or action that is perverted, warped, mixed up or even sick.
2. An idea or action that is perverted, warped, mixed up or even sick.
1. "Jeffrey Dahmer used to kill animals as a kid, and then stick their heads on stakes in his yard. That's some pretty fucktated shit."
2. The Nazis had some fucktated ideas about race and stuff.
2. The Nazis had some fucktated ideas about race and stuff.