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A shitty, meaningless, fag word made up by resident shitfuck Davidus Hauleus-Robertides, who thinks he knows Latin, when he is really just a pigfucker.
Get fucked in the fucksex, whatever the fuck that is, you fucking Davidus Hauleus-Robertides.
dude i just had fucksex all night with my gf Lemonjello
Fucksex by JELATA April 3, 2010
Doing the opposite of fixing issues for the good of the public.
You are a fuckser mr pyne
Fuckser by Rockinabox July 19, 2015

fuck sex penis cum 

fuck sex penis cum by anonymous6496782 September 20, 2019
To do something which causes one person or a group of people hardship or to be fucked over by a single act. Thus giving them the Fucksenz
Someone asks for a deck of cards and you take the whole deck throw them all over the floor say "Fucksenz" and walk away.
Fucksenz by Drphillz September 16, 2009

Fucktext 

An extreme version of "sexting" where the receiver of the text is met with the most graphic of sexual imagery, including penetration, cumshots and buggery.
Guy #1: "Are you sexting with that girl from the club last night?"

Guy #2: "Sexting? Nah, she's sending me pictures of her using a butt plug and squirting while deep throating a dildo."

Guy #1: Wow, you just met her and you're already fucktexting?"
Fucktext by RubberChickenFucker February 13, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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