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fuckerschmuck

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A man who leaves his wife and children to hook up with skanky strippers. Then blames his wife for his scum trashness.
Look at that fuckerschmuck giving money to strippers instead of taking care of his kids. What a complete fuckerschmuck.
fuckerschmuck by Chilie October 17, 2008
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Fucklschmuck • fucklechuck • fuckerschmuck

FuckleChuck 

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The alias of a man called Chuck Wendig, he was an SJW on twitter who wrote books that nobody liked.
"one day FuckleChuck decided to irrationally attack the greatest book ever written; The Lord of the Rings"

"And let me tell you, FuckleChuck's writing is like nothing I've witnessed in my entire fucking life"

- The Dishonoured Wolf, 2019
FuckleChuck by Neo2266 July 22, 2019
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fucklechuck 

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A chucklefuck in reverse. May have a Star Trek parallel universe-style evil goatee beard.
That chap over there is SUCH a fucklechuck!
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funiosity 

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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