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fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand
"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"
fucking bastard by kimmy booth April 16, 2005

fucking bastard

A fucking bastard is somone that likes to fuck the public and is a bastard born out of wedlock that recieves bribes.
In keeping with Bushs' worship of wealth and his mad dash for bribes, he tries to persuade the American people that they must take care of their interests without paying attention to any moral or religious considerations. This is the same logic of drug dealers, white-slavery gangs, spies and traitors, and the outcome of this attitude is the loss of this world and the next. Bush and his supporters are fucking bastard
fucking bastard by Bribes July 28, 2006

cat fucking bastard

One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.
Hey, way to take my beer when I wasn't looking, you cat fucking bastard.

ball bashing mother fucking bastard 

someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.
Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

Fucking boring bastard 

RiceGum is a fucking boring bastard.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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