Fuckin Ninja
Fuckin Ninja by Thuggernaught November 10, 2009
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A Fucking Ninja
A Fucking Ninja by mytch May 5, 2007
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fucking ninja
Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
fucking ninja by Kalikedeshi November 23, 2013
Sexy Fucking Ninja
A woman who hides how freaky she is. If you discover her and you are a freak yourself never ever give up on her. She will make your fantasies and your dreams come true.
Bill: So Tim I heard that you and Lexi enjoyed a bit of alone time together. So what happened?
Tim: *mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night* She is such a sexy fucking ninja...
Tim: *mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night* She is such a sexy fucking ninja...
Sexy Fucking Ninja by Goddess lover May 10, 2011
fucking ninja
Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
fucking ninja by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017
Ninja Fucking
To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"
Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"
Random guy: "Word."
Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"
Example 2
Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'
Girl 2: "Why not?"
Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"
Example 3
Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"
Random guy: "Word."
Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"
Example 2
Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'
Girl 2: "Why not?"
Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"
Example 3
Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"
Ninja Fucking by DroBot January 14, 2011
ninja fucking unicorn
boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!
girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?
boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!
girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?
boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......
girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.
...LATER...
boy: okay i found it.
....WHAM!.....
boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!
girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now
..ring..ring..
boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!
godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!
boy: hahaha damn that sucks.
BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born
girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?
boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!
girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?
boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......
girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.
...LATER...
boy: okay i found it.
....WHAM!.....
boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!
girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now
..ring..ring..
boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!
godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!
boy: hahaha damn that sucks.
BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born
ninja fucking unicorn by hungry hippo and prego bitch June 5, 2011
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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