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To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.
Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018
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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
by niggaliciouszor April 29, 2007
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