fucktart

A dumb asshole.

In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.

by tutti12 April 8, 2011

fucktart

A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.

I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!

by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002

Fucktart

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

by nutella137 August 5, 2020

Fucktart

A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart

"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."

by betrayedbyyou December 27, 2007

Fucktart

A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten

Wow! What did you do to this apple pie? I can’t even cut it with a knife! It’s a complete fucktart

by Antsy Pantsy June 11, 2019

fucktart

Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.

This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.

by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002

Fucktart

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)

That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.

by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008