fuckall

1. used to denote futility and or the low worth of an attempt
2. something which is worth all of one fuck, which is universally agreed to be less than two shits

Bobby was chatting up a girl at the pub but all of his effords did fuckall for getting him laid

by nando November 14, 2002

fuckall

A lang of British origin with many definitions. Of which are:
1. Worth absolutley nothing
2. A feeble and unsucessful attempt
3. An overall bad experience
4. An interjection of anger, excitement, or disbelief.

1. "It's Mickey mouse mate... and it's worth, a fuckall."
2. I just spent all evening with that girl and got absolutley fuckall out of it.
3. It's so damn windy I couldn't even begin to golf, and it was just a fuckall of a time.
4. Oh fuckall! Did you just grab my ass?

by Michael Vinduska September 19, 2003

fuckall

fuckall someone who is a worthless piece of shit something that is not is not worth a shit or is absolutely useless

my neighbors dog crapped in my yard and refused to clean it up what a fuckall

my dog ate my homework last night what a piece of fuckall

by littlejimmie April 14, 2019

Fuckall Fifty

1. A very low hourly rate to work for.
2. Something almost worthless

1. The boss gave me a pay rise. Now I get fuckall fifty an hour.

2. Your opinion is worth around fuckall fifty

by E_Z_Fleece April 20, 2011

fuckall greenlight

When your partner doesn't care if you have sex with other people.

Mary gave Eric the fuckall greenlight, so now he's screwing Louise

by Mr. T January 27, 2005

5ft Fuckall

Someone very short in stature.

He's 5ft fuckall that dude!

by markuz June 11, 2006

Proper Fuckall

Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,

Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall

by LordGodful October 17, 2023