After I was left at the alter, I stopped caring so much about other
people's feelings and started to be more honest.
I created my Fuck-It List, which included some of the following recent revelations to people:
"You're fat and you know it."
"I don't care about your stupid Facebook remarks. So you ate too much... Like I care."
"Your
kid is ugly and you need to accept it."
"You smell like
sleep, even after you brush your teeth."
"Your boyfriend chats on you with
random people he meets on Craigslist."
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me about the dog hair in my house.