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fantasy fuck

A girl who is a less severe case of butter face. She has a smokin' body, but her face is not happening. You wouldn't really brown bag her, but you'd close your eyes, or do her in the ass, so you can fantasize about someone else.
*A really hot girl walks by, but has an ordinary face*
Guy 1: shit son, I'd tap that, but I'd brown bag her
Guy 2: really? I think she's more of a fantasy fuck
fantasy fuck by sad_eyes00 March 4, 2008

fantasy fuck team 

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.