Fuck to AppleTV

The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.
He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.
by Theallsunday July 17, 2025
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