Fuck the Internet

When you can't handle wasting your time on your computer anymore, you first yell this phrase, and then proceed to put your ding-dong inside your computer, thinking that you're solving the world's problems.

Man, that's it! Fuck the Internet! I'll show you! (ding-dong gets inserted)
(Two months later) Where did I get nut cancer from?

Fuck the Internet by Benjawoman October 26, 2015

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Fuck the Internet

Fuck the Internet is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser beer and Red Bull energy drink.

To mix the drink, drop one standard shot of Red Bull into a glass of Budweiser beer. Immediately chug!

Person 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't find any mixed drinks with beer and Red Bull"
Person 2: "Dude, thats bullshit. Fuck the internet"
Person 1: "Good thinking! We'll make the drink up and call it "Fuck the Internet" and add it to UrbanDictionary"

Fuck the Internet by TheDarkKnight420 January 10, 2012

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International Fuck The Police Day

November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.

November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?

International Fuck The Police Day by TheCianinator November 19, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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