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Fuck me pumps 

high-heeled pumps with a three inch or higher stilleto heel. Usually some really bright colour to get your attention. Maybe shiny vinyl or glittery.Accentuates the leg.Not usually removed during sex.
Josie wore her red fuck me pumps into work every Friday. She started her hunt for cock at 8 a.m. on Fridays.
Fuck me pumps by Jake February 3, 2004
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Fuck me pumps 

High-heeled brightly-colored shoes that young girls wear to send an unspoken "Fuck me" signal to guys. The shoes tell guys "I'm available, and interested in sex."

Amy Winehouse sings about them in a song called "Fuck me pumps" on her debut album "Frank" (2003) and she wears them in the video version of the song.
I first saw her sitting at the bar. She seemed aloof, distant, and I decided to leave her alone. Then I noticed she was wearing fuck me pumps so I went over to chat. She was warm, friendly, and later she let me take her home for the night.
Fuck me pumps by peridos June 19, 2010

fuck me pumps 

Stripper heals that you wear while you are having sex!
guy: could you take off those fuck me pumps, they hurt like hell

girl: harder, harder!

fuck me pumps 

Shoes/heels one wears in hopes to get fucked in.
Oh my god ! Look at any ! She’s wearing her fuck me pumps !
fuck me pumps by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020

come fuck me pumps

high heeled, ankle strapped woman's shoes circa 1940s causing one to walk in a pronounced, seductive, strutting motion, made popular by actress Joan Crawford
Listen, Mary, just because you're wearing those Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Pumps, you still ain't no movie star!

Fuck Me Pumas 

n. That specific white pair of Pumas gay guys wear in Czech porn while getting fucked in the ass.
I'm wearing my fuck me Pumas to let him know I bottom on the first date.
Fuck Me Pumas by eaterofdicks October 20, 2015

catch me fuck me pump

Shoes women wear, with high heels, for loose bitches.
That girl got some catch me fuck me pumps on!
catch me fuck me pump by Dj Ekko December 2, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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