fuck fairy 

A fuck fairy is someone who sleeps with a desperate person (i.e. a charity case, sexually speaking), boosting the self-confidence of said charity case so that he/she can get laid again, usually after a long dry spell.

Tim just smells of desperation. He should find himself a fuck fairy.

fuck fairy by babette_fairy January 2, 2012

Fuck fairy 

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

Fuck fairy by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fuck Fairy 

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

Fuck Fairy by JaySteeze September 13, 2016

Fuck Fairy 

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

Fuck Fairy by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

fuck up fairy 

Sarcastic way of saying that something has gone wrong. Similar to the tooth fairy, but the fuck up fairy leaves mayhem instead of money.

It looks like the fuck up fairy came to visit - Milton crashed the system again.

fuck up fairy by raven lunatic October 30, 2007

Fuck Up Fairy 

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

Fuck Up Fairy by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008

fairy fuck 

(in Boondock saints) a queer, a fag, a homo, a fudgepacker, gay, james winne

go suck a dick you fairy fuck

fairy fuck by Da iLe$t kHilLa July 30, 2006