Fuck doors

When the door hits you on the way out.

Me: *carrying a box out of door*
door: *I don't fuckin think so*
Me:*hit by door* "Fuck Doors".

by Babykikeh December 4, 2018

door fuck

swinging open your car door violently in pursuit to cause serious injury or death

"Landon, pull up next to that cop, Freeman dared me to door fuck him!"

by wildcatluke May 1, 2010

door fuck

1.Is a person who is a complete dickhead or an idiot :)
2.A word you say when you run into doors "doorfuck"

i was going out with a guy that was a complete door fuck.

by _cookie :) February 22, 2008

Back Door Fuck

A coward who will surprise attack you from behind and fuck you in the ass, literally and figuratively because they’re too scared to face you upfront.

My boss is such a BACK DOOR FUCK! He keeps telling me one thing and then does the exact opposite. Then “I” end up getting fucked!

by NOTpopo September 6, 2019

Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.

En je deed nog steeds je uiterste best om dit ook te vertalen, gras aan te raken, een baan te krijgen of iets wat je nutteloze stuk stront is.

Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.

by heyyallwannagivme November 5, 2022

shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door

"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025