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men shut the fuck up month 

hey guys it’s the first of may! men shut the fuck up month starts now!”

fuck the menstrual cycle 

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.
Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

Mental mind-fuck 

1) A situation in which someone is trying to mess with your mind.

2) Something confusing.
1) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind-fuck can be nice.

2) Oh, man, that test today was such a mental mind-fuck.

mental fuck 

the act of shoving your penis inside of both of your partners ears then his/her mouth
that mental fuck was awesome last night

Mental Titty Fuck 

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.
My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .
Mental Titty Fuck by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025

fuckment 

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.
"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"
fuckment by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014