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Fuck Me Up 

Way of exclaiming an intense (typically positive) reaction that pertains to a person, place, food, performance, etc. Usually used in the LGBTQ community, but not restricted to it.
Damn, that queen’s lip sync performance really fucked me up! She did cartwheels and splits and her wig never moved once.

Shit, that guy is so hot. His abs are fuck me up.
Fuck Me Up by nobodynohow May 27, 2018

fuck me up fam 

A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get
Barber: What do you want?
Me: just fuck me up fam
Barber: Say no more.
fuck me up fam by Reid Furlong December 28, 2016

fuck me up tbh 

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.
Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch 

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass 

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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