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fuck fairy

A fuck fairy is someone who sleeps with a desperate person (i.e. a charity case, sexually speaking), boosting the self-confidence of said charity case so that he/she can get laid again, usually after a long dry spell.
Tim just smells of desperation. He should find himself a fuck fairy.
by babette_fairy January 2, 2012
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Fuck fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend
1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "
by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018
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Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.
Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.
by JaySteeze September 13, 2016
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Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend
1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "
by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018
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fuck up fairy

Sarcastic way of saying that something has gone wrong. Similar to the tooth fairy, but the fuck up fairy leaves mayhem instead of money.
It looks like the fuck up fairy came to visit - Milton crashed the system again.
by raven lunatic October 30, 2007
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Fuck Up Fairy

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.
Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.
by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008
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fairy fuck

(in Boondock saints) a queer, a fag, a homo, a fudgepacker, gay, james winne
by Da iLe$t kHilLa July 30, 2006
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