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fuck about 

An alternate word for: dilly-dally, mess around, procrastinate, slack off. Used when things need to be done.
Hey man, don't fuck about. We gotta go!
fuck about by M McMahon March 18, 2008

fuck about 

1. An exclamation, usually uttered in a cockney accent by a man.

2. A derogotary term for a woman who gets around.
1. Maxwell: Fuck about! I've stumbled upon an orgy!

2. That girl's such a fuckabout.
fuck about by Saint~ July 18, 2005

fuck about 

A reaction to something you find surprising.
Man 1: "I just killed a fox with my teeth"
Man 2: "Fuck about!"
fuck about by Alex Mcleod July 12, 2006

Fuck about 

To mess, kid,or play around.
Don't fuck about, this is not a game.
Mikey is always fucking about, he needs to get focused.
Fuck about by Dazzling Dave September 29, 2013

Fuck about dick 

The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is 

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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