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One day, this girl kept misspelling Fuckin to fuckom. The dictionary in her phone finally changed Fuckin to Fuckom, so it caught on, and now we all say "Fuckom" instead of "Fuckin".
This fuckom dog wont gtfo.
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Funcomfortable

(adj.) A word describing your fun activities, such as sex. You're somewhere in the middle of mildly and incredibly uncomfortable.
"Dear god, Mikey. Danielle was so fucking amazing in bed last night, but I was so funcomfortable that my left leg fell asleep."

Fuccoutrements 

Accoutrements for fuckin'. Condoms, lube, toys, etc.
"I find girls aren't as skeeved out by a drawer full of dong bags, cock rings, and pussy jellies if you call them 'Fuccoutrements'. Way classier."
Fuccoutrements by Kevmulk October 17, 2012
A person with high importance in society, known for his shit head and acne and fucks marta on the daily.
Oi Fucco, Shit Head!
fucco by Chokeslam Pete March 23, 2017

Funcomed 

v. tr.
1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.
n.
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"

v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"
Funcomed by G.K. Chesterton September 16, 2004

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006