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Come fuccom
Fuccom by Districk September 15, 2019
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One day, this girl kept misspelling Fuckin to fuckom. The dictionary in her phone finally changed Fuckin to Fuckom, so it caught on, and now we all say "Fuckom" instead of "Fuckin".
This fuckom dog wont gtfo.
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Funcomfortable

(adj.) A word describing your fun activities, such as sex. You're somewhere in the middle of mildly and incredibly uncomfortable.
"Dear god, Mikey. Danielle was so fucking amazing in bed last night, but I was so funcomfortable that my left leg fell asleep."

Fuccoutrements 

Accoutrements for fuckin'. Condoms, lube, toys, etc.
"I find girls aren't as skeeved out by a drawer full of dong bags, cock rings, and pussy jellies if you call them 'Fuccoutrements'. Way classier."
Fuccoutrements by Kevmulk October 17, 2012
A person with high importance in society, known for his shit head and acne and fucks marta on the daily.
Oi Fucco, Shit Head!
fucco by Chokeslam Pete March 23, 2017

Funcomed 

v. tr.
1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.
n.
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"

v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"
Funcomed by G.K. Chesterton September 16, 2004

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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