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A fruoob is a fruity noob, someone who is acting gay or is gay (fruity) and at the same time trying to talk or do something that they have no idea about (noob)
Dude your such a fruoob at this game
Fruoob by ShadowRane March 7, 2009
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froobtard 

a combo of a noob, retard, fooblet and fucktard. just a guy that has no skillsfucktardfrooblet
Matt is such a froobtard he should be dead by now
froobtard by Mina tor November 4, 2006
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A froob is a noob who isn't paying for an MMORPG. It is a concatenation of the words "free" and "noob."
If you want to use your perks or kill aliens, you can't be a froob.
froob by Frank W September 24, 2005

Frooblet 

Someone who sucks at Video Games even though they have been playing for quite some time.

A noob is someone who sucks because they are new to the game. A Frooblet is someone who just sucks. Period.

My friend is a total Frooblet at Call of duty 4. He owns the game and has been playing for 2 months but he still sucks ass.
Frooblet by MOTHER @#$%%$R January 17, 2009

frunobulax 

A very large poodle dog, big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar, that threatens power plants. Bullets can't stop it, Rocket's can't stop it.

With a high priority set on not allowing frunobulax to reproduce, the best bet is to line up 1,000 troops and have then lure it away by calling "Here Fido, Here Fido, Here Fido."
Ladies and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant
frunobulax by Slimy Thing December 13, 2019

frunobulax 

n.
origin: from the Frank Zappa song "Cheepnis"

1) a really bad looking monster from a cheezy sci-fi movie

2) an obviously fake horror which is intended to scare but instead, amuses
The movie "Reefer Madness" declared that marijuana was a grave threat to the nation's youth but, when viewed, was seen as nothing more than a frunobulax.
frunobulax by Edward Kirby March 9, 2004
Small white, almost bunny like creatures with there right ear slightly bigger than their left. They move by bouncing and are so happy that if they frown or swear, they explode. Watch out, they might joyfully kill you.
The humans studied the specimen, a waist high Frooble.

The Frooble hopped happilly through the streets of Froobletopia.
Frooble by Dohemio Zork November 6, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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