FruitMescudi

A chad homosexual, Lego military leader and humble man. Always turns down women due to the fact that he is terribly scared of them. Simply is the most chad of them all, but also slightly retarded. Constantly glazes SharkMescudi as though he were his real father, even though he rides his dad.

"Hey you should go hit on that girl over there, she looks totally into you!"

"Nah man, I'm FruitMescudi, you know I can't let go of Papa Shark's leg.... Also I'm a closeted homosexual..."
"Hold on I’m shitting."

by sneezzy_1 April 26, 2024