frog in a blender 

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

frog in a blender by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

frog in a blender 

alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.

barkeep, one frog in a blender

frog in a blender by the great rusher of fools September 25, 2010

frog in a blender 

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

frog in a blender by mynameismark September 1, 2005

Frog in a blender 

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender

I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

Frog in a blender by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019

Frog in a blender 

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.

Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.

Frog in a blender by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025