Frog hand 

Defines someone that sneezed a load in their hand.

That dude blowed so hard he's got the frog hand

Frog hand by Adamu Atago May 18, 2017

hand of frog 

When Thierry Henry used his hand to set up a goal in the World Cup qualifying match between France and Ireland on Nov 19/09.

It is akin to the "Hand of God" goal that Dieggo Maradonna scored to eliminate England from the 1986 World Cup, except that this time it was a Frenchman.

Irish eyes aren't smiling, thanks to the hand of frog!

hand of frog by fernguts November 20, 2009

slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand 

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .

ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand by h8tumore October 24, 2022

Frog Hands 

When one ejaculates in someone’s hand and the cum connects to each finger like it’s webbed frog legs

Last night she jacked me off and I came in her hand and totally gave her frog hands.

Frog Hands by Edgy77 January 21, 2018

Frog Pee Hands 

When you attempt to capture a frog and it pees on your hands.

Don't let Katarina make your drink, she has Frog Pee Hands.

Frog Pee Hands by A------------ August 8, 2022