Friendtwitch 

When you miss you bestie so much you start twitching a little.

I miss my bestie so much I have the friendtwitches!

Friendtwitch by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018

frienditcher 

Someone who is always there until they get a boy/girlfriend, then they ditch you and act like they didn't do it.

Damn, since Lisa got with Dave, she's been a total frienditcher. They spent all weekend together when we were supposed to go see Scary Movie 4.

frienditcher by CamphorWhore May 17, 2006

Frienditcher 

(verb) Someone who stops hanging out or calling their friends because of there friends relationship

charlie is such a Frienditcher, ever since i started dating Katherine he stop calling me

Frienditcher by geoff667 December 2, 2010

Friendwich 

To cause or effect the influence of parasitic co-workers or any other acquaintanceship; especially with those of sly "mockingbird-brainers" calling themselves friends. Essentially a camaraderie than companionship.

His life was friendwiched by the conniving mates in his department who were sly enough to abuse naïveness.

Friendwich by Nãvnã June 2, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019