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Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.
You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”
Friend-zoned by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020
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friend-zoned

the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.
girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?

guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.
friend-zoned by monniemonniemonnie September 7, 2011

Friend-zoned

When a girl you like cries on your shoulder, but won't suck your dick. She usually goes through 10 guys a month.
John- So I hung out with Susan last night.
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.

Bill- Fuck that bitch!
Friend-zoned by Ahsjdjeo473892 December 18, 2015

friend-zoned

When a man pretends to befriend a woman with fake good intentions and the woman reciprocates with true friendship only to be gaslighted by the man that she should have known he feels entitled to sex with her from the start.

A made-up condition by men who lie to try to get what they want.
Decent person: Kyle totally friend-zoned Kyra but made her think it was her fault.
Rational person: Typical Kyle.
friend-zoned by DanceDance22 November 15, 2022

friend zoned 

When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Then you are Friend Zoned.
P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL
friend zoned by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009

Friend Zoned 

When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself
Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.
Friend Zoned by Ese Loco Ghost January 7, 2017

Friend Zoned 

When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."
What the heck.. I just got friend zoned by Jodie.
Friend Zoned by QuarterP80 April 12, 2011
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