Friend of the Lord 

It is a way of passive aggressively, or even jovially saying hello to someone through religion.
Common responses to this can be "i am no friend of the lord". Worry not you can inform them that the lord still loves them.

Hello Friend of the Lord, how are you on this glorious of days.
Hello Friend of the Lord, how are you on this blessed of days.
It has many uses and can be used to reference someone that either you like or dislike.

Friend of the Lord by Ketchup in the Middle December 2, 2010

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone 

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012