fridge baby 

nothing more, nothing less
there is a baby in my refrigerator and he has a loaded gun

person 1: ah shit, there’s a fridge baby in my refrigerator again

person 2: why the fuck do you have a baby in your fridge?

person 1: didn’t you hear? fridge babies break in at exactly 4:20am and they have a loaded gun so you cant prevent them from breaking an entering into your refrigerator

person 2: ah. understandable have a great day

fridge baby by dust mite September 16, 2021

fridge baby 

A creature resembling a baby that inhabits refrigerators, usually armed with a gun or a knife. They feed off of the fear of those they inhabit the fridges of

Person 1: Ah shit there’s a fridge baby in my fridge again
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.

fridge baby by dust mite October 3, 2021